Rather than a single scoop of ice cream, I prefer a sundae. Let’s start with an indulgent, rich flavour such as chocolate or caramel, before layering creamy, complex vanilla on top. It’s best to be generous with your scoops; fill the glass until little drips begin to crawl over the rim. Then ladle on something fruity, whether it’s fresh chunks or cooked slowly until it’s […]
Body Matters / Dating / Romance
Chemistry Lessons
CW: body dysmorphia A guy just ended things with me by saying the chemistry wasn’t right. By telling me that he had liked me more when we were messaging, than in person. I wish I could say that it was the first time someone had said that to me, that there was no “spark”, but I can’t. It’s not even the second time this year […]
Sexual Encounters / Submission
The Job Interview
It was dark when I arrived at the office, which was unremarkable even within the mundanity of the industrial estate. The receptionist had long gone home, but the front door had been left open for me. Harsh overhead lighting clicked on with every step I took across the grey lobby and up the stairs. He was waiting for me at the top, arms folded, the […]
Body Matters / Erotica
Pretty Dicks
There is a bare, hard dick in front of my face right now. It’s there for a very specific reason; I’m going to study it. Recently I was asked, ‘What makes a dick pretty?’. The short answer; everything. Dicks are beautiful to me. They are sculptural, as if hewn and modelled; each one is perfectly designed, whether deliberately or by coincidence. They are structural, both […]