“I’ve always thought your tits would be great to fuck” His breath is hot in my ear as he whispers this; hot with North London beer, fags, and arrogance. I shouldn’t let him talk to me this way, seeing as he’s my boss (actually the boss of my boss’ boss). Even though we’re off the clock in this stifling, cramped pub at the leaving party […]
Erotica / Masturbation / Sexual Encounters
PinkLabel and Chill; Watching Porn Together
It’s Friday night and everything on Netflix is shit. After a long week, we’d designated tonight as movie night: no phones, no lights, tinned cocktails, that popcorn that’s so sugary it sticks your teeth together; just us, propped up in bed next to each other, lit only by the glow of 50 inches of cheap set design and over-acting. Except, we’ve been browsing for 20 […]
Erotica / Identity / Kinks
Ice Cream Sundaes (or, introducing vanilla to other flavours)
Rather than a single scoop of ice cream, I prefer a sundae. Let’s start with an indulgent, rich flavour such as chocolate or caramel, before layering creamy, complex vanilla on top. It’s best to be generous with your scoops; fill the glass until little drips begin to crawl over the rim. Then ladle on something fruity, whether it’s fresh chunks or cooked slowly until it’s […]
Kinks / Sexual Encounters
I Love Hotels: 28 Minutes
28 minutes. That’s how long I conversed with this man before I invited him to fuck me in this anonymous, cheap hotel room. His profile had no bio, but he had lovely arms, so I gave him a rare pass. I’m a sucker for nice arms, even though I can’t clearly define what “nice” means. When you can imagine a pair of arms enveloping you […]
Audio Porn / Kinks / Sexual Encounters
Who’s there?
Listen as audio The pub was closing early. The two members of staff were busying themselves behind the bar and every glance in our direction was a plea for us to leave so they could go home. You told me you didn’t want the night to end here; there’d been laughter and anticipatory touches and plenty of eye-fucking across the table as I suggestively sipped […]